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About Johnny:
I dreamed I died, ended up at the gates of Heaven
Greeted by a man Saint someone, said "How's the ride son?"
It's been alright, at times a little ro ...read more
Mission Statement:
Before all hell breaks loose
before the hangmans noose
and as the sun goes down
I'll say
It's a Good Day To Die!!!
credit where it's due...
"B ...read more
Enlightenment Progress (29/76)
Quick Find:
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Spend a week camping and hiking (no cell phones allowed!)
Completed on 01/15/2012
"Dubbed "The Death Hike" My 12 year old lab and I hiked from CrazyWoman Canyon to Story, Wyoming, 67 miles, and 6 days....never been so hungry in my li ...read more"
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Experience Christmas where it doesn't snow
"lots of people want a white christmas.....well after 30 of 'em I wanna green christmas!"
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Survive winter self sufficient somewhere it snows
"I want to do this, because I'm not sure I could handle it"
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Antagonize a cow moose with her young
Completed on 07/10/2010
"She wouldn't chase me.....maybe was too dark!"
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Completed on 07/17/2010
"ohhh yeah"
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Climb a tall palm tree (no ropes or anything)
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Hang by my feet from a tree branch at least 25' up
Completed on 07/11/2010
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Completed on 08/16/2011
"Encountered a small herd of moose, one gave chase...I ran...fired my gun a couple times.....I lived....damn it..."
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Ride a falling tree to the ground
Completed on 07/06/2010
"it helps to be real drunk"
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"Amsterdam would be great! I hear you can find a great "bud" there!"
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Completed on 06/22/2010
"I finally made it...."
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Visit a Medical Marijuana dispensery
Completed on 06/21/2010
"God Damn! "
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"I'm not removing any of mine..."
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Experience an indiginous cultures' rite of passage
Completed on 06/14/2002
"4 6ga 6" needles 4 6ga hooks across top of back a little rope, and a hoist! Went into shock after about 15 minutes of suspension #1 Adrenaline rus ...read more"
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"Caving with only a loin cloth, tennis shoes, and a torch"
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Completed on 06/19/1998
"Me, and 8 friends partying, mass mooned my mom as she drove in the driveway at 2am"
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Become so self capable that I could survive the apocalypse
"I'm ready to rock.....I'm a redneck!"
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Solve a mystery while smoking a pipe
Completed on 05/28/2010
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Fire a flaming arrow at somthing explosive
Completed on 01/15/2012
"Tannerite kicks a whole lot of ass.....it's even legal"
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Completed on 06/12/2010
"The first part aint too bad... The second part IS bad...."
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Sled down a snowy mountain in an inflatable kiddie pool
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Fast for 5 days.....water only
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Completed on 03/03/2007
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Disappear for 15 days.....don't tell anybody
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Pack a small bag, go to airport, buy a ticket for next flight out
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Completed on 01/15/2012
"guess I've been doing this for years, never thought about it.....I do it all the time in a particular cave....!"
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Completed on 07/19/2008
"Sounds of the Underground"
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"up a face, no asses, or guides....maybe some gear"
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Write a letter to self, stamp, address to self, hide in library, go find it in 5 years
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Completed on 06/01/2002
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Completed on 05/12/2001
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Completed on 08/22/2001
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Completed on 06/15/2001
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Completed on 05/16/2009
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Watch the northern lights from the top of any mountain
Completed on 03/28/2009
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Bake a rattlesnake stuffed with taters, peppers, onion, and garlic
Completed on 01/15/2012
"too small to bake w/ taters, I skinned it, and chicken fried it.....incredibly tasty....no snake is safe....now I want to eat all I see"
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Completed on 08/13/2008
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Milk a live rattlesnake for its venom
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Completed on 05/28/2010
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Completed on 05/28/2010
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Drop 2000ft Elevation in 20 minutes on foot
Completed on 05/15/2010
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Shit in my hand and throw it at the president of a corporation
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Spend 5 days in wilderness area with only clothes and a knife
Completed on 08/21/2011
""The Death Hike""
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Watch a launch of the space shuttle
Completed on 07/09/2010
"i seen it on accident last time I was in florida.....was a long time ago"
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"Sounds like something memorable"
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""The Death Hike""

"too small to bake w/ taters, I skinned it, and chicken fried it.....incredibly tasty....no snake is safe....now I want to eat all I see"

"guess I've been doing this for years, never thought about it.....I do it all the time in a particular cave....!"

"Tannerite kicks a whole lot of ass.....it's even legal"

"Encountered a small herd of moose, one gave chase...I ran...fired my gun a couple times.....I lived....damn it..."

"Bought mine from Big 5 and ready to go exploring!"

"I own a microshare of Authentic from MyRaceHorse...he won the Kentucky Derby and the Breeder's Cup Classic!!! Most amazing horse ever!!!"

"So cool! Really loud and smelly but awesome! Got to see El Toro Loco, Soldier Fortune Ice, Megalladon, Scooby Doo, Zombie Fire, Monster Mutt, Grave Digger, Max-D"
"Cause they look awesome!"
"So cool looking!"

"Over the past six months I have bought books to fill up my library. I now have a couple hundred books. They includes: fitness, biography's, cookbooks, fiction, graphic novels, and poetry. There is a b ...read more"
"I have a big Hecs debt that I need to pay off unfortunately."

"Made the dough on Christmas eve and let it set overnight like the instruction said. The dough tasted really nice. Christmas day came I baked the cookies and decorated them. Then I tried the first one ...read more"

"Made the dough on Christmas eve and let it set overnight like the instruction said. The dough tasted really nice. Christmas day came I baked the cookies and decorated them. Then I tried the first one ...read more"

"Found one I really liked at the Perth Tattoo Expo and I got it done. I'm really happy with my choice."
"Cause it would be a blast!"

"Fun place! Lili and I went and saw a Flamenco dance demonstration and we met her niece and family who were there! They all went up on stage and her aunt and I watched them try to Flamenco :)"

"Fun place! Lili and I went and saw a Flamenco dance demonstration and we met her niece and family who were there! They all went up on stage and her aunt and I watched them try to Flamenco :)"

"It was so much fun! Saw the US Sumo Open at Cal State Long Beach...the giant blue pyramid!"

"Awesome! Saw them at the Forum! Section 324 Row 6 Seat 15"

"It's official. I love that the Australian people made this happen. Love is Love! Love Endures! Love Wins!"

"I got a promotion to a permanent team leader position in October; however I had to go on probation for a few months. On the 7th of Feb it became official and they gave me another promotion at the same ...read more"

"I got surprised with a red rose at work. A little old man who I have been taking care of for a few months brought me a rose from his garden. It smelt really nice and was a pleasant surprise."
"To see what they celebrate and try great food!"